Conceptual Contemporary ART
Conceptual Contemporary Art
Conceptual Contemporary Art
Conceptual Contemporary Art
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Conceptual Contemporary Art
Conceptual Contemporary Art
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Conceptual Contemporary Art
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If you have ever struggled to know what to say, then we are here to help. We have much to say about the complete spectrum of the human condition and our emotional arc from Joy to suffering. Whether it’s for yourself or for a special person in your life our products are a kool thing to own or a special gift to buy.
Art for all Seasons
Our Primary Human Emotions
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We have on the peg examples with varying colours and themes. But, if you don’t see exactly what you want talk to us and we’ll see if we can come up with a solution that is something special unique and bespoke for you or those special people in your life.
Words and images for all seasons from the cradle of spring to the winters of our lives…
Our Primary Human Emotions
Our Primary Human Emotions
Our Primary Human Emotions
Unlike the Song and the Idiom suggests we do have RHYME AND we do have REASON WHY. We like to think that in our own wee way. We are making our world a better place.
Our Conceptual Contemporary Art identify with our ten basic primary emotions: fear, anger, shame, contempt, disgust, guilt, distress, interest, surprise, and joy.
Our Rhyme and Reason Why
Our Primary Human Emotions
Our Primary Human Emotions
Idiom. 1. a group of words established by usage as having a meaning not deducible from those of the individual words. 2. According to the most common definition, idioms are linguistic expressions whose overall meaning cannot be predicted from the meanings of the constituent parts. 3. Without logic or pattern Examples: over the moon, see the light. Sometimes Susan will
volunteer to help, and sometimes she’ll refuse angrily. There’s no rhyme or reason to it.
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WORDS AND IMAGES FOR ALL OCCASIONS
Phil the Philippine Eagle. Why he's one of the world's weirdest birds? Not what you think...
Phil the Philippine Eagle. Why he's one of the world's weirdest birds? Not what you think...
Phil the Philippine Eagle. Why he's one of the world's weirdest birds? Not what you think...
When it comes to the Philippine eagle, it’s a toss-up about what makes it one of the World’s Weirdest birds. Is it the fact that this particular weird bird enjoys eating monkeys for dinner, or is it the shaggy brown hairdo that makes it look like you have been out partying way too much?
"So, yes I ate a little Monkey! Yes, I was very, very drunk. So, okay yes, I drink too much.
Ma bad?”
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Ashley and Albert the Costa Rican Toucans and the importance of versatility and vision
Phil the Philippine Eagle. Why he's one of the world's weirdest birds? Not what you think...
Phil the Philippine Eagle. Why he's one of the world's weirdest birds? Not what you think...
It all began around 700 million years ago, and we know today that the Costa Rican Toucan’s ability to tell whether or not certain berries are ripe is because of the berries two distinct colours. This ability has had an extraordinary impact on the process of our evolution. Darwin and his study of birds on the Galapagos Islands in 1831 of course led to his work on the ‘Theory of Evolution’.
“It is not the survival of the fittest or the strongest or the most intelligent it is survival of those most adaptable to change…”
Charles Darwin
LULL and Love a violent Act inspired by the marvellous Scottish Artist David Richardson
Phil the Philippine Eagle. Why he's one of the world's weirdest birds? Not what you think...
LULL and Love a violent Act inspired by the marvellous Scottish Artist David Richardson
Love a violent 'Act' in a penetrative 'Play'
Blood and pain and guts and gore.
Joy and suffering, much ecstasy
Mais qui, la petite mort
Inspired by the painting LULL
by David Richardson ©2022
RODDY THE SCOTTISH DINOSAUR (Part 1)
Roddy the Scottish Dinosaur
Boris the Baked Bean and Brian the Buck-Tooth Bunny
Boris the Baked Bean and Brian the Buck-Tooth Bunny
Roddy’s the kind of guy everyone used to go to for advice. An individual of few words, but every syllable rings true. What he says is worth remembering. Calm, centered and chilled. Nothing ever seems to phase him, Until now...
Boris the Baked Bean and Brian the Buck-Tooth Bunny
Boris the Baked Bean and Brian the Buck-Tooth Bunny
Boris the Baked Bean and Brian the Buck-Tooth Bunny
Boris was born in France and has travelled the world in the GOOD BOAT STURDY that his father helped him build when he was just out of the can. His father's mantra was; "Never let anyone tell you that you’re just a baked bean Boris".
Beryl the Omeba and Oscar the Omega
Boris the Baked Bean and Brian the Buck-Tooth Bunny
Beryl the Omeba and Oscar the Omega
Beryl is either desired or feared. Beryl floats about in her own world doing her own thing without thinking much about anything or anyone. Beryl believes that what matters most is getting along just dandy.
RODDY THE SCOTTISH DINOSAUR (Part 2)
Cecil P and Roddy meet Boris
Cecil P and Roddy meet Boris
Cecil P and Roddy meet Boris
Cecil P is not from around here. He assumes a physiology in this realm so he can hide in plain sight. He studies us all in order to lead those with the vision to see on the discovery that there actually is somewhere better. Evola.
Boris introduces Brian
Cecil P and Roddy meet Boris
Cecil P and Roddy meet Boris
Brian is most definitely charming to the core. Albeit his friends are always making him the butt of the joke. He's infamous for wiping out four foxes that threatened his colony. He loves Bunny Girls and has no common sense whatsoever.
The Gathering
Cecil P and Roddy meet Boris
The Gathering
Oscar is alone, and doesn’t even like their own company. When Oscar looks into the water their reflection makes them feel scared. Oscar accepts that understanding is rare. Oscar has never had a true friend until just recently.
MY WEE MAW A TEENAGE INSPIRATION (Part 1)
Teenage inspiration
Clean hands clean face
Clean hands clean face
There was a time when my wee maw was a teenage inspiration. They didn’t have the internet but at least they had a nation. If you had no jam left for your piece, there was milk, re-in-carnation. Daily news, different views, hard work and dedication.
Clean hands clean face
Clean hands clean face
Clean hands clean face
Clean face, clean hands her smile demands. Have you combed your hair? You’re better than that, far better than those, expensive clothes they wear.
I'd shine my shoes
Clean hands clean face
I'd shine my shoes
I’d make the fire, sweep the stairs, make sure I’m home for tea. I’d shine my shoes and stand up straight, so she’d think well of me No mobile phones, no LG just BT, no SKY demand or catch up and no lottery.
MY WEE MAW A TEENAGE INSPIRATION (Part 2)
Friday night fish and chips
Friday night fish and chips
Friday night fish and chips
Dad’s on the booze
we’re looking for the clues
Fish and chips on a Friday-night
Saturday TV dreams did
he win or lose?
A holiday of a lifetime chance
to win a worldwide cruise
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A leather ba'
Friday night fish and chips
Friday night fish and chips
Morecambe and Wise
Pot Black, Pele
the Rugby
the lows and highs
Aye, the beautiful game
but life
never stays the same
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My wee Maw
Friday night fish and chips
My wee Maw
Now when I weep
the comfort that I keep
Memories of my wee Maw
the things she saw
a leather ba’
respect the law,
comforts me to sleep
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GRATITUDE by jo3m
Ulysses
Ulysses
Ulysses
We are not now that strength
which in old days
Moved earth and heaven,
that which we are, we are.
One equal temper of heroic hearts,
Made weak by time and fate,
but strong in will
To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.
Lord Alfred Tennyson
Sorry
Ulysses
Ulysses
Time rolls bye,
we often lose sight and worry
for the things I didn’t but should have
and those things I did but shouldn’t have
I’m Sorry.
For all those letters you didn’t get
the phone calls I didn’t make
the words I didn’t say, I’m Sorry
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Thank you
I love you
I love you
Thanks for all your kindness
all the love you gave to me
those special pictured moments
you took the time to send, for me.
For showing me, I mattered,
for telling me you care
For helping me feel wanted,
for always being there
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I love you
I love you
I love you
You’re such a special person,
you’ve achieved so very much
sixty seconds full of distance run
and still you kept in touch
Kipling would be impressed
Filling the unforgiving minute
I am blessed, my life's a better place
because you take part in it
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LULL is inspired by David Richardson's awesome ART
Fireworks
I dream and dare
I dream and dare
Fireworks and laser beams
I can’t believe it’s true
A quantum leap
through time and space
Coming here, from there, with you
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I dream and dare
I dream and dare
I dream and dare
I close my eyes
cross my heart
fantasize, dream and dare
should I be having this much fun
maybe it’s unfair?
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Built to last
I dream and dare
Joy and Suffering
Harry Potter came so fast
the Forth Road Bridge was built to last
but not all that lasts stands still
Voldemort had a sticky end
Time, summer nights, winter chill
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Joy and Suffering
Joy and Suffering
Joy and Suffering
Love
the violent Act
in a penetrative Play
blood and pain and gore.
Joy and suffering
ecstasy
Mais qui
la petite mort
jo3m ©2022
Desiderata
Joy and Suffering
In the Arena
Whatever your labours and aspirations
in the noisy confusion of life
keep peace in your soul
With all its shams
drudgery and broken dreams
it is still a beautiful world
Be cheerful
Strive to be happy
Max Ehrmann
In the Arena
Joy and Suffering
In the Arena
It is not the critic who counts
Credit belongs to those
actually in the arena
At least if they
they fail while daring greatly
Their place shall never be
with those cold and timid souls
who know neither victory nor defeat
Theodore Roosevelt